Re: Chuck Norris jokes

by **SuomiKukka** Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:06 pm

Chuck Norris is a lame actor from texas ranger tv show.

Where is your God now? oh here it is Bruce Lee ^^

by **Necro** Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:15 pm

Faatzor wrote:.... no im serious this time necro grab a bike and go leave city behind dont look back.. that waaas the laaaamest chuck borris joke ever

Damn it... Must I do that?? pale

by **Tiny Dancer** Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:33 pm

|SuvI| wrote:Chuck Norris is a lame actor from texas ranger tv show.

Where is your God now? oh here it is Bruce Lee ^^

Suvi, what the hell!?

To call Chuck Norris lame, that like stabbing the entire human race in the heart. He is god. Simply god.

by Chasin Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:20 pm

Tiny Dancer wrote:
|SuvI| wrote:Chuck Norris is a lame actor from texas ranger tv show.

Where is your God now? oh here it is Bruce Lee ^^

Suvi, what the hell!?

To call Chuck Norris lame, that like stabbing the entire human race in the heart. He is god. Simply god.

QFT

can we ban suvi from the forums for a week for saying this? or will some1 call Chuck Norris himself?

or.... will Chuck Norris find Suvi by himself? affraid

by **SuomiKukka** Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:41 pm

Or will Norris not come in the afraid of Lee?

Why all jokes involve Chuck? No one dare say Lee's name.

.
.
.
.
.
.
H
Elp

I cantfhmmm
breathththhhhh
leeeeeeeeeeeee
stopphhmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I

dieeeeee,, heelp Sad

by **Mizurri** Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:07 am

Bruce lee <3 ftw

by **Necro** Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:08 am

by **Pukata** Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:27 am

Bruice Lee pwns Chuck norris with his left foot even if they are binded with a rope o.o

by **QuickSilver** Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:34 am

Speaking of Bruce Lee..

Chuck Norris jokes - Page 2 Bruce

by V Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:17 pm

dont know if this been posted since I havent looked the thread trought however here it is,

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

by Agent Smith Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:55 am

All right faatzor, if you don't know what chuck norris is?

You type his name in google and then press "I'm feeling lucky"

by **Mizurri** Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:36 am

checked...o.o kinda lame jokes..

by **Tiny Dancer** Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:36 am

These are not really jokes. Just the truth

by Agent Smith Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:36 am

Tiny Dancer wrote:These are not really jokes. Just the truth

Quoted For Truth

by **Necro** Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:54 am

Agent Smith wrote:
Tiny Dancer wrote:These are not really jokes. Just the truth

Quoted For Truth

Yeah...

by **hazik666** Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:00 pm

chuck norris won an award today.

Kanye West sat politely in his seat.

Today chuck norris caught swine flu.

Nothing gets away from chuck norris!

by paul_boy15 Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:53 am

Faatzor wrote:More details please, who is that guy serious>_>

how the hell can u guys NOT KNOW HIM ???...he is the mystical TEXAS RANGER

by **Mizurri** Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:00 am

by Knutbypastorn Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:45 pm

Agent Smith wrote:
DarkNess wrote:Now tell me, Who is chuck norris.

some guy with a beard

Are you serious ? Some guy with beard ? WTF ?!?! CHUCK NORRIS IS A LEGEND !
And Remember , If you go to near him , he will roundhouse kick you . And that hurts , ALOT !

by **DarkNess** Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:25 pm

Knutbypastorn wrote:
Agent Smith wrote:
DarkNess wrote:Now tell me, Who is chuck norris.

some guy with a beard

Are you serious ? Some guy with beard ? WTF ?!?! CHUCK NORRIS IS A LEGEND !
And Remember , If you go to near him , he will roundhouse kick you . And that hurts , ALOT !

Roundhouse kick? Wait what?

by Agent Smith Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:44 am

DarkNess wrote:
Knutbypastorn wrote:
Agent Smith wrote:
DarkNess wrote:Now tell me, Who is chuck norris.

some guy with a beard

Are you serious ? Some guy with beard ? WTF ?!?! CHUCK NORRIS IS A LEGEND !
And Remember , If you go to near him , he will roundhouse kick you . And that hurts , ALOT !

Roundhouse kick? Wait what?

I prefer steakhouse kick... mhmm....

by **Necro** Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:15 am

Agent Smith wrote:
DarkNess wrote:
Knutbypastorn wrote:
Agent Smith wrote:
DarkNess wrote:Now tell me, Who is chuck norris.

some guy with a beard

Are you serious ? Some guy with beard ? WTF ?!?! CHUCK NORRIS IS A LEGEND !
And Remember , If you go to near him , he will roundhouse kick you . And that hurts , ALOT !

Roundhouse kick? Wait what?

I prefer steakhouse kick... mhmm....

I preffer Walker, Texas Ranger XD

by Sponsored content