Yo Momma! Jokes

Ok here it goes

As the title says you need to come up with a yo mama jokes

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Yo momma so fat that McDonalds declared her Persona Non Grata ^^ (Made this one some seconds ago ;P)

You moma so fat google earth had to take her weding picture

Yo Mama is so dumb that she falls from a wireless phone


Yo mama is so fat that when she walks to the bathroom it takes a whole LOST Serie.

Yo Mama is so fat that when she is laying on the beach.. and Greenpeace walks by they roll her back in the sea..

Yo Momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck xD

yo mama is so stupid she watches tv on hear microwave !

Yo Momma so old she sat in the same class with Jesus XD

Yo Momma so old she farts dust

Yo Momma is so old she owes Jesus 5$

Yo momma is so fat that when she wear a yellow T-shirt and walking at the street makes the kid thinks the school bus is coming!
Yo momma is so fat so when i hit her stomach i can surf on the waves!

Emziek wrote:Yo momma is so fat that when she wear a yellow T-shirt and walking at the street makes the kid thinks the school bus is coming!
Yo momma is so fat so when i hit her stomach i can surf on the waves!

Hit a woman.. how low of you..

You momma is so stupid she sold the car to have money to pay for the gas

Yo mama is so dumb that she got alot of problems and mac gyver cant even help her

yo grandfather was so dumb he moved to USA.

yo mama is so fat when she farted two airplanes hit twin towers.

yo mama is so fat that when she goes to take a shit, china's coal mines collapse.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!'



Haha ^^

If you find the joke offensive let me know ill remove it.

yo mama is so fat that when she got on the titanic ship it sunk.

i find it offensive remove it:3

yo momma is so ugly, that if she would go to an ugly-ness contest, the judges would say 'sorry, no professionals.'

Yo momma is so ugly , her parents hanged sausages on her neck so the dog would play with her

Yo momma is so ugly , her parents fed her by using a slingshot

Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl

Yo moma is so poor because she got ugly children like you