Chuck Norris jokes

Allright, I allways love Chuck Norris jokes, but i forgot nearly all

this 1 I remember, best 1 there is I think.

Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus

There is no live in Mars 'cause Chuck Norris was there...

# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

# If you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

i searched google for chuck norris and i got this:
http://www.nochucknorris.com/

Now tell me, Who is chuck norris.

DarkNess wrote:Now tell me, Who is chuck norris.

some guy with a beard

Agent Smith wrote:

DarkNess wrote:Now tell me, Who is chuck norris.

some guy with a beard

I know that much, but why is he so awsome. what did he do to get that state.

P.S: i would roflpwn him

I love those lines! They always crack me up every time

ROUNDHOUSEKICK !! :DD

He plays in a film with Bruce Lee.

Agent Smith wrote:

DarkNess wrote:Now tell me, Who is chuck norris.

some guy with a beard

Chuck Norris is the unique guy who met God XD

chuck norris didn't meet anyone like GOD, he roundhouse kicked every existence.

Chuck Norris's son is a guy named God XD

More details please, who is that guy serious>_>

still doesnt say who he is.

nope, still dont know

sorry still didnt get it.

then try to google it?

nope...

Marksel wrote:i searched google for chuck norris and i got this:
http://www.nochucknorris.com/

He can't check google about him, 'cause you will never find Chunk in google... XD

.... no im serious this time necro grab a bike and go leave city behind dont look back.. that waaas the laaaamest chuck borris joke ever