Funny jokes

hey there , made this topic so everyone can say a joke to make ppl happier and laugh :>
reply here with your jokes...try to keep it spamfree not everyone saying "hahahahahaha"...plz

i'll start

GIRL: Father, I have sinned a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. PRIEST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well Father, he kissed me.
PRIEST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes, Father.
PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But Father, he put his hand in my bra.
PRIEST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes, Father.
PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But Father, he took my cloths off.
PRIEST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes, Father.
PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But Father, he had sex with me!
PRIEST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes, Father.
PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But Father he told me he has AIDS.
PRIEST: The BASTARD!

Closed.

We already have a thread for this
http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/the-lounge-f3/the-ultimate-joke-thread-t2447.htm