funny joke

A man walkt in to a bar. on the bar disk he spots a bowl of money... he asks the bartender whats that money doing there.WEll we'r having a contest who can make the horse laguth. the man asks if he can try . the bar tender says sure go ahead. The man walks to the horse and whispers somthing into its ear... sudenly the horse starts lagthing. the next day the man walks into the bar again and spots another bowl of money he asks the same question again and the bartender says "this time you have to make the horse cry" the man asks if he can try ofc you can the bartender says. the man walks to the horse and does somthing. the horse starts to cry and the bartender asks " how can you make the horse both cry and laugth" the man replyed first time i told him my penis whas bigger then his and the second time we compared.




Raz always make you laugth then cry!

ok joke didnt laugh much ^^

If you had written this withouth any typo's maybe I would get it. But for now, na-há

I've read it 2/3 times over again to understand it and then I lol'd xD

rofl nice joke.

Haha xD

Chef died due hunger

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?

Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?

about sex O.o?

definetly sex.

HAHA sarah i whas like wtf at first but then i lol'd

Red-Phoenix wrote:

Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?

about sex O.o?

that o.o

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Bosnac: Lets play Hide and Seek, if you find me we will have sex, if you don't find me, I'm in the closet

Ints: I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Ints: Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Ints: My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

Ints: Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

The Necro Joke

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Ints: Nice legs! What time do they open?

The Drink

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Pool Joke

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Ints: Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.

Ints: If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

Retard Joke

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Ints: Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

Ints: If a big fat man comes to your house and grabs you some night, don't be scared. I told Santa I wanted you for christmas.

Ints: The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Ints: If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Ints: Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?

Ints: I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

Ints: Are you a virgin? No. I'm pisces

Ints: Do you want to play war? I can lay down, and you can blow the hell out of me.

Pizza Joke

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Ints: Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Ints: I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Ints: Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

Ints: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Ints: Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

Ints: The human body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

Ints: Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

Ints: That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Ints: If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

The Hulk Joke

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Ints: You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Your Mom Joke

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The God Joke

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Ints: You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Ints: A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck.

Ints: Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

Ints: If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Ints: I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9?

Ints: tell this to a girl: You turn my software into hardware!

Ints: Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.



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lol nice once

Ints: A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want."

Ints: You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good.

Ints: Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

Hibari: nope

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