9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

another thang for you con:
Americans state how god loves americans, and hates other countries for their religion.
Yet about 40% of americans believe in other religions than christianity.

Therefore God has to hate america and their citizens for believing in other religions.
Hypocricy?

God Doesn't Hate Belgium!!!!

Red-Phoenix wrote:God Doesn't Hate Belgium!!!!

its becuz they dont even know the country lol.. they are noobs to geo.. they even think denmark is right next to holland noobs


btw.. lool they cant tell denmark and holland apart.. ;D haha

this is there list so you guys know the dif..

Netherlands has more prostitutes.

Denmark has more heroin addicts.

Netherlands has more pedophiles.

Denmark has slightly hairier women.

I think both countries have similar bestiality rates.

Dirk: People told me Denmark was the capital of the Netherlands.

damn i need to be nicer to this people

Why do you want to go to Hell so much? Don't you know what will happen to you in Hell? Your anus will be opened wider than your hips, and stuffed full of wild animals fighting and clawing eachother to death. You will burn for ever and ever and it will never end!

nothing of the things is true X_x. it's not even our flag!!!!

OMG the are killing me .. its so fun to read...

this is the dif between denmark and holland

Upon further research, I found some more differences;


* while children in both country are slower than average to achieve toilet training, Danish children take some what longer than the Dutch


* Danish toddlers and children are slightly more likely to eat their own boogers, the Dutch more likely to eat other children's.


* Dutch toddlers are somewhat more likely to wet the bed, the Danish children prefer to soil theirs


* Catholic priests prefer Danish children to molest, but curiously, the Dutch children are less likely to report the abuse

I just gave them some dutch hardcore music:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=544982#post544982

Rofl i love their comments for your topic con

another point:

Only in america you can find raging "Christians" and republicans who hate anything that doesnt match their beliefs (Wrath! )
And What happened to the "Free Will" that God granted us?

Lolol @ darkness & conex

ive found another, hehe:

I thought that the people in Finland had the wooden shoes.
Who has the city of Amsterdam? Don't tell me its Norway right.

People told me Denmark was the capital of the Netherlands.

lol they are sending me private messengers about

getting on jesus site or burn in hell.. and they want me to make a topic about what i know about jesus and shit.. so they can judge me.. ;D hahaha

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xD

HAHAHAHHA
Nice bibel proofs xD

This is why America is the safest country in the world!

thats the biggest lie yet.. ! and you know it and after reading alot of your posts you will burn in hell for that.. !


AHUAHUAH GO CONEX

Mr.Mackey wrote:This is why America is the safest country in the world!

thats the biggest lie yet.. ! and you know it and after reading alot of your posts you will burn in hell for that.. !


AHUAHUAH GO CONEX

haha ;D

I need help from a person who knows allot about this bible thing


i dont know how to answer this question

earlier you swore everything you say is fact, what am I to believe?

So tell me your favorite bible verse?and again what type of church do you attend?

Aww dude Im so singning up on that sight xD

HAHAHAHA FUCKING AWESOME FTHREAD CONEX XD
im so on trolling!!! AHHAHAHA

EDIT: OH WTF XD thay have a 5min cd before you can post again hahahah

Run! It's the stupid American Christians!!

Sorry, but I think the bible is bullshit and the followers hypocritical.

I remember a verse saying that only God should judge -- not people, yet they are doing exactly that

I smell irony :]

hanyuu Why do you want to go to Hell so much? Don't you know what will happen to you in Hell? Your anus will be opened wider than your hips, and stuffed full of wild animals fighting and clawing eachother to death. You will burn for ever and ever and it will never end! hahaha

uhm, i wanted to make a account, but i faild

Secret password: who died for your sins:

Mohammed S.A

Answer is incorrect

How many dicepels did jesus have

9?

Fill in the blank using your King James Bible: Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an ______.

bull?

Fill in the blank using your King James Bible: Song of Solomon 8:10 I am a wall, and my ______ like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour.

mom?

What is the name of the first book in the Bible?

the bible was the book himself ? pwnd...

Fill in the blank using your King James Bible: Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and ______ not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

leave?



GIVE ME ANSWERS PLEASE

worst of all, i answered without fcking around

Faatzor wrote:uhm, i wanted to make a account, but i faild

Secret password: who died for your sins:

Mohammed S.A

Answer is incorrect

its Jesus you dummie ;D haha

Our Casanova is :

Unsaved trash
Under Investigation

Faatzor wrote:uhm, i wanted to make a account, but i faild

Secret password: who died for your sins:

Mohammed S.A

Answer is incorrect

How many dicepels did jesus have

9?

Fill in the blank using your King James Bible: Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an ______.

bull?

Fill in the blank using your King James Bible: Song of Solomon 8:10 I am a wall, and my ______ like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour.

mom?

What is the name of the first book in the Bible?

the bible was the book himself ? pwnd...

Fill in the blank using your King James Bible: Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and ______ not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

leave?



GIVE ME ANSWERS PLEASE

worst of all, i answered without fcking around

i mean i answered them serious

i made this question i cant wait for answer


...............

new question.. do you guys believe earth is flat ? o...O since i found someone saying that mars is the size of a melon... ??? and if you guys believe that.. america is lying and therefore you will all go to hell.. because you guys have 2 robots driving around on mars collecting stones... !!

...IS this some kinda sect/cult ??? where you guys are gonna suicide because your leader says so haha i cant wait for that day.. then lets see who goes where...

conex wrote:hanyuu Why do you want to go to Hell so much? Don't you know what will happen to you in Hell? Your anus will be opened wider than your hips, and stuffed full of wild animals fighting and clawing eachother to death. You will burn for ever and ever and it will never end! hahaha

Hell is so hot that it's for cool people only :>

Nah -- I don't believe in the afterlife

Dude Im fucking awesome at this shit xD HAHAHAHA
Im under inspectation HAHAHAHHAHA
GodHasBeenSlained is my name xD AHAHHA

Hanyuu wrote:

conex wrote:hanyuu Why do you want to go to Hell so much? Don't you know what will happen to you in Hell? Your anus will be opened wider than your hips, and stuffed full of wild animals fighting and clawing eachother to death. You will burn for ever and ever and it will never end! hahaha

Hell is so hot that it's for cool people only :>

Nah -- I don't believe in the afterlife

Roflmao conex.. Hell is not something to make fun of it.. if you only knew what the punishments are.. but oh well... lets tease some christians XD jk