Kempa fails

FlaNky wrote:

W_a_S_y_L wrote:

FlaNky wrote:Porn is a great experience. What is wrong at looking at things you need to know about. it is like saying you cant look at your mum because she made you and you need to find out yourself. BUT! Kac you were acting strange to kempa.

Hoow the hell do you know? You don't even have an erection in your age

Because,
i had a bad experience of this when I was young just before my mum died. She got attacked by some guy. He done something bad to my mum. I can't forget about that day. On 3/5/02 It was the day.
I asked people for some advice.

what has that to do with this....


& @ Emziek, your not old enough yet...

and guys... i know some people who cant masturbate for their religion...

their called "Jehovas Getuiges" in dutch

Jehova's Witnesses?

Ints wrote:Jehova's Witnesses?

yes that

actually, none religion allows you to masturbate.

They do allow you to fuck little boys and rape defenceless children.

KoD wrote:actually, none religion allows you to masturbate.

They do allow you to fuck little boys and rape defenceless children.

And you guys calls me the weirdo here.....

KoD wrote:actually, none religion allows you to masturbate.

They do allow you to fuck little boys and rape defenceless children.

is that KoDs religion?

we made a religion school to btw...

its named "Koedom" translated to CowDom

so our God is Bella the Cow and we have to eat meat every day... and drink milk... and suicide once a week

I made my own religion liek 2 weeks ago :O

The creator story is like this

Achmud created the world
Achmud created a big big pink chicken.
The chicken lay a brown egg, the egg turned into the earth.
Achmud created Fire and Water
The chicken continue and lay 2 more eggs (1 Yellow/green) (1 orange) The yellow/green one turned into the moon and the orange turned into the sun.
Achmud created Trees the trees once got an influence and turned into animals and humans
THE END!!!!

am i a great religion creater xD??? wth
Red phoenix u made me to type this

Emziek wrote:I made my own religion liek 2 weeks ago :O

The creator story is like this

Achmud created the world
Achmud created a big big pink chicken.
The chicken lay a brown egg, the egg turned into the earth.
Achmud created Fire and Water
The chicken continue and lay 2 more eggs (1 Yellow/green) (1 orange) The yellow/green one turned into the moon and the orange turned into the sun.
Achmud created Trees the trees once got an influence and turned into animals and humans
THE END!!!!

am i a great religion creater xD??? wth
Red phoenix u made me to type this

CowDom owns yours... we have 3 members in it

KoD wrote:actually, none religion allows you to masturbate.

They do allow you to fuck little boys and rape defenceless children.

ahahahahah true

I r not weirdz0r.

you dont masturbate, you dont know freavking sponge bob.........

Red-Phoenix wrote:

KoD wrote:actually, none religion allows you to masturbate.

They do allow you to fuck little boys and rape defenceless children.

is that KoDs religion?

lol, please no.

KoD wrote:

Red-Phoenix wrote:

KoD wrote:actually, none religion allows you to masturbate.

They do allow you to fuck little boys and rape defenceless children.

is that KoDs religion?

lol, please no.

oh.. .i thought it was

You guys are just to jelous cuz im more proz0r than you

Kempa wrote:You guys are just to jelous cuz im more proz0r than you

you are a jehova witness?

Red-Phoenix wrote:

Kempa wrote:You guys are just to jelous cuz im more proz0r than you

you are a jehova witness?

Wth is that...

Kempa wrote:

Red-Phoenix wrote:

Kempa wrote:You guys are just to jelous cuz im more proz0r than you

you are a jehova witness?

Wth is that...

you... !

omg... haha you are killing me Kempa ! if you dont mastuerbate.. how long do you think you can hold your sperm with a real girl ? mastuerbateing is like exerciseing hehe.. and btw... your balls will explode soon so get going... i know some good webpages ;D

conex wrote:omg... haha you are killing me Kempa ! if you dont mastuerbate.. how long do you think you can hold your sperm with a real girl ? mastuerbateing is like exerciseing hehe.. and btw... your balls will explode soon so get going... i know some good webpages ;D

Congrats! Ur weirdo NR 18. ( Or somthing like that)

conex wrote:omg... haha you are killing me Kempa ! if you dont mastuerbate.. how long do you think you can hold your sperm with a real girl ? mastuerbateing is like exerciseing hehe.. and btw... your balls will explode soon so get going... i know some good webpages ;D

if you dont masturbate you will do it in your sleep without knowingiit

KoD wrote:

conex wrote:omg... haha you are killing me Kempa ! if you dont mastuerbate.. how long do you think you can hold your sperm with a real girl ? mastuerbateing is like exerciseing hehe.. and btw... your balls will explode soon so get going... i know some good webpages ;D

if you dont masturbate you will do it in your sleep without knowingiit

Like you

no I masturbate and have sex, so I wont do it in my sleep

KoD wrote:no I masturbate and have sex, so I wont do it in my sleep

Sure, sure...

Kempa wrote:

KoD wrote:no I masturbate and have sex, so I wont do it in my sleep

Sure, sure...

He does Kempa.... with me <3

Hibari wrote:

Kempa wrote:

KoD wrote:no I masturbate and have sex, so I wont do it in my sleep

Sure, sure...

He does Kempa.... with me <3

Oh, explains abit.... No room for another guy?