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Kempa fails
by Kac Morderca Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:50 pm
My conversation with Kempa few weeks ago. I didn't want to publish it but he really pissed me off spamming on steam so here we go.
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11 marca 2010
20:18 - Kempa: At least i dont porn surf :>
20:19 - Kac: so you are this 1% of boys
20:19 - Kempa: I got a girlfriend! Porn is for pervs
20:19 - Kac: how old are u?
20:19 - Kempa: 15 this year D:
20:19 - Kac: and you have sex with she?
20:20 - Kempa: Lets not go in on my personal life eh
20:20 - Kac: lol
20:20 - Kempa:
20:21 - Kac: but you dont have to watch porn
20:22 - Kempa: Porn is for pervs
20:22 - Kac: you havent watch it?
20:22 - Kac: never wever?
20:22 - Kac: never ever?
20:22 - Kempa: Never
20:22 - Kac: you are strange
20:22 - Kempa: no?..
20:22 - Kac: yes
20:22 - Kempa: Its disgusting
20:23 - Kac: do you want to be a priest?
20:25 - Kempa: Wait what?
20:25 - Kac: priest
20:25 - Kac: in church
20:25 - Kempa: No rofl
20:25 - Kac: you sound like one
20:25 - Kempa: Who the hell wants that
20:25 - Kac: but do you masturbate?
20:25 - Kempa: Omg
20:25 - Kempa: Weirdo
20:25 - Kac: you dont?
20:25 - Kac: wtf?
20:26 - Kempa: Do you do it?
20:26 - Kempa: Wth
20:26 - Kac: its natural
20:26 - Kempa: For pervs....
20:27 - Kac: 99% of boys do that!
20:27 - Kempa: PERVYYY
20:27 - Kac: you are a perv
20:27 - Kac: becoz you dont do that
20:27 - Kempa: No...
20:27 - Kac: yes yes yes
20:27 - Kempa: I dont like pervs
20:27 - Kac: so you dont like anyone
20:28 - Kac: is everybody a perv in your opinion?
20:28 - Kempa: Did i say that?
20:28 - Kempa: :O
20:28 - Kac: u called me a perv because i masturbate
20:28 - Kac: 99% of boys masturbate
20:28 - Kempa: HAHAHA
20:28 - Kac: so they all are pervs?
20:29 - Kempa: Dude, this conversation is more weird than me and zeeta's
Kempa is now playing Counter-Strike. Click here to join.
20:29 - Kac: you are weirs
20:29 - Kac: weird
Kempa is now playing Counter-Strike. Click here to join.
20:29 - Kempa: No
20:29 - Kempa: :O
20:29 - Kac: yes
20:29 - Kac: you are weird
20:29 - Kac: because you dont masturbate
20:29 - Kempa: Wth
20:29 - Kempa: Do you have to do it or what?
20:29 - Kac: everybody do
20:29 - Kempa: No
20:29 - Kempa: Does not
20:29 - Kac: everybody except you
20:29 - Kempa: Roflflflfl
20:31 - Kempa: Why does everyone that?
20:31 - Kac: its normal
Kac is now playing Counter-Strike. Click here to join.
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20:32 - Kempa: Not..
20:32 - Kempa: Pervy more likly
20:32 - Kac: lol
20:32 - Kac: so 99% of boys are pervs?
20:33 - Kempa: Ya
20:33 - Kac: they are normal
20:33 - Kempa: No
20:33 - Kempa: Ffs
20:35 - Kac: being boy is being pervert
20:35 - Kac: its normal
20:35 - Kempa: dude
20:35 - Kempa: Porn+ mastursomthing = perv
20:35 - Kempa: Porn=perv
20:35 - Kempa: Porn pics= perv
20:35 - Kac: not mastur when you are boy = strange?
20:35 - Kempa: No.
20:36 - Kempa: Cuz then ur not disgusting
20:36 - Kac: yes yes yes dont deny
20:36 - Kempa: Dude
20:36 - Kac: whats disgusting
20:36 - Kac: in porn?
20:36 - Kempa: Ask anyone
20:36 - Kac: its fuckin TASTY
20:36 - Kempa: NO
20:36 - Kac: yes
20:37 - Kac: it turns me on
20:37 - Kac: pussy eating <3
20:37 - Kempa: Who the hell is that down that they watch porn cuz they cant get a girlfriend
20:37 - Kempa: ?
Kempa is now playing Counter-Strike. Click here to join.
Kempa is now playing Counter-Strike. Click here to join.
20:37 - Kempa: Man, you most be in the bottom dignity
20:38 - Kac: everybody watch porn
20:38 - Kac: even if he have gf
20:38 - Kempa: No
20:38 - Kempa: no
20:38 - Kempa: To eww
20:39 - Kac: okay
20:39 - Kac: I ll make poll on forum
20:39 - Kac: okay?
20:39 - Kempa: Ya
20:43 - Kac: http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/polls-f58/is-masturbation-normal-t4205.htm#67865
20:43 - Kempa: Dude
20:43 - Kempa: Why the hell did you send kod on me
20:44 - Kac: I did not
20:44 - Kac: not the conversation
20:44 - Kac: I only said what you think
20:44 - Kempa: Ur so weird
20:44 - Kac: ya
20:44 - Kac: I am a weird pervert]
20:44 - Kempa: ya
20:44 - Kac: masturbating 24/7
20:46 - Kac: why didnt you vote?
20:46 - Kempa: Im playing
20:46 - Kempa: :O
20:47 - Kac: mhm
20:47 - Kac: i thought you were masturbating
20:47 - Kac: secretly
20:47 - Kempa: HAHAHAHHA
20:47 - Kempa: KoD De Nakker.: You dont masturbate?
Kempa: omg
Kempa: Dont you also start
20:47 - Kac: hmm...^^
20:48 - Kempa: KoD De Nakker.: even in your sleep you cum, didnt'you know that?
KoD De Nakker.: sometimes you masterbate in your dreams without knowing it
20:48 - Kac: ^^
20:48 - Kempa: You guys are scary...
20:50 - Kac: we are normal
20:50 - Kac: you scared me
20:50 - Kac: you dont masturbate o.O
20:52 - Kempa: Who does..
20:52 - Kac: EVERYONE
20:53 - Kempa: Not
20:53 - Kempa: Ill ask quick!
20:53 - Kac: okay
20:54 - Kac: and?
20:54 - Kempa: Hmm
20:55 - Kempa: Havent got an good anwser
20:55 - Kempa: xD
20:55 - Kac: you see.
20:55 - Kempa: AMG
20:55 - Kempa: HE SAID IT WAS
20:58 - Kempa: i hatez you
20:58 - Kac: why?
20:58 - Kempa: Cuz you keeps anoying me with porn xD
20:59 - Kac: its normal
20:59 - Kac: porn is good for you
20:59 - Kac: you will die young
20:59 - Kac: becuz you dont masturbate
20:59 - Kempa: Why..
20:59 - Kac: its good for your health
21:00 - Kempa: Wth is spongbob?
21:00 - Kac: tv show
21:02 - Kac: you see the poll?
21:02 - Kac: 10 ppl said its normal
21:02 - Kac: 0 said its not normal
21:02 - Kempa: Im not on forums
21:02 - Kempa: ._.
21:02 - Kempa: I will combo break
21:04 - Kac: gl
21:06 - Kempa: I wont even comment
21:06 - Kempa: But i voted no
21:06 - Kac: you want to stay anonymous?
21:06 - Kempa: Ya
21:06 - Kac: alright
21:06 - Kac: so you are anonoymous pervert
21:07 - Kempa: Shut up
21:07 - Kempa: I have pervs
21:07 - Kempa: hate
21:07 - Kempa: Omg
21:07 - Kempa: rofl
21:10 - Kac: ^^
21:10 - Kempa: Spammer
21:10 - Kac: + weird pervert
21:11 - Kac: +addicted porn watcher
21:11 - Kempa: O ya..
21:11 - Kempa: Www.Redtube.com
21:11 - Kempa: LOLLLL
21:11 - Kac: my homepage
21:11 - Kac: what would you do
21:11 - Kac: if I would watch porn in THIS moment
21:12 - Kempa: I would say..
21:12 - Kempa: SUPRICSE!
21:12 - Kac: I am doing it
21:12 - Kac: masturbating
21:12 - Kempa: Omg..
21:12 - Kac: imagine
21:12 - Kempa: no thanks
21:12 - Kac: so
21:13 - Kac: you have never masturbated?
21:13 - Kempa: Omg
21:13 - Kac: NEVER?
21:13 - Kempa: MY PERSONAL LIFE
21:13 - Kempa: @@@
21:13 - Kac: oh
21:13 - Kac: you are anonymous here
21:13 - Kac: I dont know you
21:13 - Kac: you dont know me
21:13 - Kac: you can say it
21:13 - Kac: dont be shy
21:13 - Kempa: Ur the one who makes me
Kempa is now playing Counter-Strike. Click here to join.
21:47 - Kempa: Are you still watching?
21:47 - Kac: I have finished
21:47 - Kempa: Rely?
21:47 - Kac: I havent watched today
21:47 - Kac: rely
21:47 - Kempa: Liar
21:48 - Kempa: I wont belive you on that 1
21:48 - Kac: I dont do that while chatting
21:48 - Kac: I hate when some1 interupt me while I watch
21:48 - Kempa: HAHAHHAHA
21:48 - Kempa: I will always do it now
21:48 - Kempa: You know that?
21:49 - Kac: no
21:49 - Kempa: Yarr.
21:51 - Kempa: I have to ask
21:52 - Kempa: How did this start? :O
21:52 - Kac: what?
21:52 - Kempa: Me+kod+you chat
21:52 - Kempa: xD
21:52 - Kac: I told kod
21:52 - Kac: something about you
21:52 - Kac: then he started chatting to you
21:53 - Kempa: Kempa: Dude
Kempa: Why the hell did you send kod on me
21:53 - Kempa: Dont hate me becuz i hate TV
21:53 - Kempa:
21:54 - Kac: lol
21:56 - Kempa: Dude
21:56 - Kempa: How fun is it to watch on a tv whole day
21:56 - Kempa: ?!'
21:56 - Kempa: TEL ME THAT
21:57 - Kac: I dont watch tv
21:57 - Kempa: LIES
21:57 - Kac: TRUE
21:57 - Kac: But I know whats spongebob
21:57 - Kempa: NO
21:57 - Kac: yes
21:57 - Kempa: I dont...
21:57 - Kempa: Sorry...
21:58 - Kac: x
21:58 - Kempa: D
21:58 - Kac: ^
22:00 - Kac: ^
22:00 - Kempa: Stop 1 word posting
22:00 - Kempa: :O
22:00 - Kac: its not 1 word
22:00 - Kac: i
22:00 - Kac: t
22:00 - Kac: s
22:00 - Kac: o
22:00 - Kac: n
22:00 - Kac: e
22:00 - Kac: l
22:00 - Kempa: Nub
22:00 - Kac: e
22:00 - Kac: t
22:01 - Kac: t
22:01 - Kac: e
22:01 - Kac: r
22:01 - Kempa: BRB
22:01 - Kac: sure
22:02 - Kac: have fun masturbating
22:02 - Kempa: No.
22:02 - Kempa: Have to take the dog out for a walk actully
22:02 - Kempa: ._.
22:02 - Kac: sure
Kempa is now Away.
Kempa is now Online.
22:12 - Kempa: Back nub
22:12 - Kac: you are fast cummer
22:12 - Kempa: Wth
22:12 - Kac: joking
22:12 - Kac: hehehehehe
22:12 - Kempa: Grose..
22:12 - Kempa: Rly.
22:13 - Kempa: What you want? Proofs on that i got a dog?
22:13 - Kac: no
22:13 - Kac:
22:13 - Kac: okay I am off
22:13 - Kac: cya
22:13 - Kempa: Cya nub
22:14 - Kac:
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Re: Kempa fails
by Zeeta Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:54 pm
MORE WEIRD THEN ME AND ZEETA!!! XDDD we were gonna marrie and go to las vegas and ... smoke and cut ourselves ... and we talked about porn and masturbarion aswell xDD
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Re: Kempa fails
by Hanyuu Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:30 pm
Lol I don't watch porn either. o.O
Dont worry kempa you're not alone aha
Dont worry kempa you're not alone aha
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Re: Kempa fails
by LongD Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:44 pm
HAHAHHAHAHAH Kac thats just wierd to ask that stuff XD
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Re: Kempa fails
by Kempa Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:46 pm
Hanyuu wrote:Lol I don't watch porn either. o.O
Dont worry kempa you're not alone aha
Luv you
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Re: Kempa fails
by FlaNky Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:02 pm
Porn is a great experience. What is wrong at looking at things you need to know about. it is like saying you cant look at your mum because she made you and you need to find out yourself. BUT! Kac you were acting strange to kempa.
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Re: Kempa fails
by DarkNess Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:07 pm
Hanyuu wrote:Lol I don't watch porn either. o.O
Dont worry kempa you're not alone aha
Its because your asian.
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Re: Kempa fails
by Kempa Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:09 pm
DarkNess wrote:Hanyuu wrote:Lol I don't watch porn either. o.O
Dont worry kempa you're not alone aha
Its because your asian.
Am i also that then?
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Re: Kempa fails
by FlaNky Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:32 pm
I don't think you speak any asian at all KempaKempa wrote:DarkNess wrote:Hanyuu wrote:Lol I don't watch porn either. o.O
Dont worry kempa you're not alone aha
Its because your asian.
Am i also that then?
I don't even know why Kac made this topic.
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Re: Kempa fails
by Kac Morderca Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:58 pm
I don't even know why FlaNky is not still permbanned.
I don't pertmit trolls to post in this topic. Go out.
I don't pertmit trolls to post in this topic. Go out.
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Re: Kempa fails
by hazik666 Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:12 pm
Kac redtube+youporn give viruses i know from experience
But kempa your weird haha
But kempa your weird haha
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Re: Kempa fails
by Kempa Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:18 pm
hazik666 wrote:Kac redtube+youporn give viruses i know from experience
But kempa your weird haha
Im not weird
Flanky gtfo
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Re: Kempa fails
by QuickSilver Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:07 pm
hazik666 wrote:Kac redtube+youporn give viruses i know from experience
ROFL !!
So this was the reason he asked me that question out of the blue.
But guys, stop falling over Kempa.. To each his own, remember that. In my opinion this chat doesn't make Kempa weird just because he doesn't do the same as you.
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Re: Kempa fails
by LuminCoB Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:59 pm
I laughed my fucking ass off when I read the conversation! xD
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Re: Kempa fails
by W_a_S_y_L Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:10 am
FlaNky wrote:Porn is a great experience. What is wrong at looking at things you need to know about. it is like saying you cant look at your mum because she made you and you need to find out yourself. BUT! Kac you were acting strange to kempa.
Hoow the hell do you know? You don't even have an erection in your age
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Re: Kempa fails
by Smile Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:07 am
Kempa wrote:Why does everyone watch porn at all? >_>
duuuuuuuude... its like.. hm.. in mans nature since the internet came.
Yes I watch it, no Im not a virgin.
Cant name one of my buddys that doesnt watch porn.
oh and btw, if watching porn is perverted, then tell most of your friends (guys) that they are pervs o.O
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Re: Kempa fails
by Dark_Shad Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:41 am
Kempa Ure weird :/
I think.. His balls exploded already..
When you mastrubate now. Omg. Youre dick will explode because theres coming out to much.. lol ^^
I think.. His balls exploded already..
When you mastrubate now. Omg. Youre dick will explode because theres coming out to much.. lol ^^
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Re: Kempa fails
by FlaNky Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:24 am
Because,W_a_S_y_L wrote:FlaNky wrote:Porn is a great experience. What is wrong at looking at things you need to know about. it is like saying you cant look at your mum because she made you and you need to find out yourself. BUT! Kac you were acting strange to kempa.
Hoow the hell do you know? You don't even have an erection in your age
i had a bad experience of this when I was young just before my mum died. She got attacked by some guy. He done something bad to my mum. I can't forget about that day. On 3/5/02 It was the day.
I asked people for some advice.
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