[GAME] Continue the story

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Well, it's an easy game where you only have to (as title says) continue the story by saying what our character is going to do.
You always have to finish your post using an ellipsis ( ... ) so the next guy is able to finish the sentence and then write his/her own.
Everyone has a different mindset so the story can vary greatly, that's its point.

Example:
A: There once was a person who had a car. His name was...
B: ... Philip. His car was a Honda Civic which he goes everywhere, but...
C: ... the car broke down while Philip was driving home, so...

You can write everything you want in your post, one word or five sentences, it's your decision.
I think now all is clear so I will start the game:

It was two years ago when that bad thing happend, our protagonist's name is...

Faatzor with his fellowing members of the darkness, with darkness...and

...that guy was once hit by a car which broke his legs. Now he's in the hospital and...

He is going to die but, Agent smith can save his life by....

Donating his soul to an soul eater also know as..

LongD but he also accepts scrap metal but he needs the autograph of....

Michael Jackson so he is going to...

live again...

But he has to........

Find Mackey instead because Michael jackson is dead and finally...

He went to the South Park where he...

Drugs are bad but he then took.......

Catpee and started cheesing. But he forgot...

The money for the food, so he can't eat and...

Then the story ended and the children......

Went to sleep and dreamed about...

Medieval Knight who likes...

borat wait red bikini

. But then the evil of the horde raised again, so me and mackey went to Agent smith to defeat him (horde) but then ..

.. faatzor and agent smith noticed that something didn´t work, the thing was..

those cheap 5$ light saber's broke which they got from KoD so...

Faatzor mackey and kod went shopping in america, with Hanyuu..
And we got an +1293087129347829328 sword so we could defeat the Agent lich king

but it seemed the lich king was undeadiedead, so they had to find a special way. but the Lich king wanted to rest in peace, so they made a pact...

to bring him the head of Phoenix, because the Lich King cannot rest until his arch-pain-in-the-ass is alive and also...

The Allience party of Faatzor. With Hanyuu Faatzor darkness mackey and KoD the Fagelf lvl 100..>.> the party needed to get some ubah skilled sword from an blind swedish cow..so they went out of the map but then,