Agent Smith leaving nD* + a big list.

So.... my membership has finally come to an end, I appreciate all the effort and work done for nD* by every single person who did so, and I find it even awesome that im still not kicked for mass inactivity, while I have been offline for a lot of months to play e.g. WoW. That shows that you did really like me by not kicking me for being away for so long, and in some way that is very special to me.

I have been member for 1 year and I must say that one year was really enjoyable.

Since a long time I have been playing nD, even before that 1 year, I was playing mostly deathrun and zombie (especially night because the infection nades were 17 ammo packs and I like cheap infection nades, cuz that's more fun ). But now zombie mode is different, with red night vision and expensive ammo packs (25, pretty much for me)

Deathrun was quite a challenge as well, mostly it was pretty hard to make deathrun because every time at every obstacle, some CT has to sacrifice him/herself, but the fun thing is that the CTs don't want to be the sacrificed ones. Some CTs in deathrun also like to take risks, and with that you risk to die. A very fun mod, sadly less people started to play it. Next to that, Drshop was the best ever, buying gravity or 255 hp for money rewarded at the end of the round.

Ive been playing nD* for like 2,5 years with big WoW / rs breaks in between that, mostly I took on different names, because I liked to switch my names all the time. I was a little boy who fell in love with new nD mods which he had never faced before, because you see.... I am actually 15. It was my dream to become member because only then I would stop the blocking which happened frequently on the zombie server. I tried to make an application but it got turned down since they found 14 years too young (facepalm at Satoko and MagnusGladius, but I forgive you guys )

At the 24th of April 2009, I had my first steam friend, named Superkipje, who I met in Deathrun, I was under the name 'The Pwnisher' back then.
I must confess, that I wasn't really a rule-friendly guy, I found it fun to abuse the respawnbug in deathrun, I turned T within the first 30 seconds, which made me turn into a terrorist in CT area, so as a T I stabbed other CTs doing the deathrun in the back. I found it funny to kill them as a T, and now I look back to that, I found it pretty cute as well, because I was kind of a 'Deugniet'.

Later on, when Jailbreak came out, I realised it was the time to grab my chance, I nicked 'Agent Smith/Mr. Smith' and started to play A LOT on Jailbreak, a few weeks later I also made an application, DarkNess also made an application around 2 weeks earlier and so he got accepted earlier as well, and I did the same as DarkNess did, I lied about my age, because we both knew how the admins from the past would judge people on age.
And so did Agent Smith turn from a 14 years old teenager to a 17 years old guy. I already had a mic and I hit puberty pretty young for my age so I had a deep voice. I seemed to command pretty well and my games were so awesome and expanded, that nowadays people are still playing the games of which I thought of, of which I had the fantasy. (except for simon says + saw game ) I love that, how I slowly became a legend.

Weeks of being active like hell on Jailbreak surpassed, and at last... I became a member, my dream from my past... came out. I was so happy... you couldn't imagine it, I was accepted along with Falastiny, d4z0 and dnz. Sadly The Dragon also made an application back then and that was declined, while he is now member anyway. I was very enthousiastic about Jail, since it was new to me and almost everyone on the server, and I was accepted. Even back in the days where I first played Jail, I asked for permission to open the cells because I thought 'Orders before opening the cells' ment that I should get orders to open the cells', which I still find pretty funny.

Days in the summer holiday passed, and it was the best holiday I could ever imagine, so many nice people around and such a nice atmosphere.
Jailbreak was awesome, fun, a nice place to joke around, like hot potato day or my desperate trying to make a 3D pyramid. Of course there were people whining 'FREEKILLER' but with good games that almost never happened. Only one or two people on Jail flamed and I quickly took care of that. But next to that... I was also afraid to ban people, because I had to make a screenshot. I did not know how to make a screenshot, and only like a month ago I discovered how to make a screenshot, before that I used other people's screenshots for when I must report somebody.

But it didn't matter, there weren't many rulebreakers at all, only when there's no member on the server, and still I was the mastermind behind the thinking of games. But there was a new person called Jessy who applied, and he/she said he/she was off-shows' sister, and I still found it a bit strange after off show got hacked. I did not trust it and I found it stupid that nD was accepting girls easily and I simply did not trust it, and it seemed me and Ancient we the only ones who were suspicious about it, and ultimately Ancient and I were right, Ancient came with proof that she was on a porn site or something and showed it to Agito and it was pretty much clear that ""she"" was fake. Most of the thanks to Ancient for searching for her on porn sites <_<.

Time passed, a few months after the summer holiday I was still playing CS but I started to play a bit of runescape since like 6 months being on jail also starts to become a bit boring. New members came as well, like marksel. Spx. but I think they came about at the ending of the summer, marksel is the one who likes to argue and Spx was the youngest nD* member back then. Nexter was there too and he made everything funny with his pro english, but lately... this military stuff seemed to be a bit worse for him.

I started to play more runescape, less CS... and I was thinking of playing WoW again. And I did, I bought a new game-card... which depleted my activity on CS by a lot, but I was still active on the forums.

Sometimes I still visited CS to see how its going there, and I really noticed the atmosphere wasn't as how it used to be, it seems no one except for a few individuals have thought of a new game and it seemed that my games were still played. And there were more harassers which I didn't like at all. And during that, DarkNess revealed that he was 15 instead of 18, so I told to him about my age.
But I did not tell the rest about it, because I still wanted people to look up to me, and so that I could look down upon them.

A few new servers came and also some test servers, like alien vs predator, half life but it quickly became boring as well.

Still I played WoW, less runescape now as well. It seems things just get boring after a while.

And now... I still play WoW, but less... and I play more runescape and a bit more on CS but not as CT cuz my mic broke down.... again.

Perhaps I will buy a new mic and command a bit but never as you have seen me in the summer of 2009.

And I must say... thank you all for giving a good summer in my childhood. Summer 09, I will never forget it.

Even of the Forums... the atmosphere was always great, even tho the skins got changed (I liked the previous skins more!)

I will make a little list of topics which remember me to back old days.

This topic was about when 1000 posts was freaking awesome and very rare, but it seems more people are spamming the forums now so it isn't special.
http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/trash-f30/satoko-1000-posts-t932.htm?highlight=satoko+1000+posts

This topic was about that I tried to make a pyramid, but it almost never worked out... and here u see another example.
And of course I never laughed that hard in a life time in that video, good you put it on tape, Hibari.

http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/spam-f20/pyramid-fail-t1750.htm?highlight=pyramid+fail



This topic is about the quality of spam, hehe
http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/polls-f58/the-quality-of-spam-is-risingwrong-dropping-again-t3303.htm

is d4z0 pro? see the answer.
http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/polls-f58/is-d4z0-pro-t1790.htm

It seems my spam doesn't go unnoticed.
http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/polls-f58/do-you-like-people-making-spam-votes-t1349.htm

3 more poll spam examples.

http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/polls-f58/what-is-this-t1293.htm
http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/polls-f58/what-is-this-season-2-t1300.htm
http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/polls-f58/what-is-this-season-3-t1337.htm

I reached 1000 posts!
http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/spam-f20/omfg-i-have-1000-posts-t1749.htm

Nexter Vs Hibari
http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/spam-f20/hibari-fail-t1715.htm

Glory to the Victor
http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/polls-f58/is-smith-funny-t2180.htm?highlight=smith

Nice signatures for me
http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/graphics-f14/competition-make-smith-a-signature-t1247.htm?highlight=smith

I think the worst moment of nD* in my life, probably cuz of puberty.
http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/nd-trash-f38/agent-smith-t1675.htm?highlight=smith

All asians are jackie chan!
http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/polls-f58/smith-thinks-all-asians-jackie-chan-t1509.htm?highlight=smith

Global Simon Day / Global Smith Day ( my game )
http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/neondragonnet-cs1-jailbreak-f5/new-game-global-smith-says-t1926.htm?highlight=smith

I am *Evil Maggot, look in this topic.
http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/trash-f30/member-recruitment-t91.htm

Mr. Mackey WoW topic.
http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/the-lounge-f3/things-that-i-saw-in-wow-part-1-t1615.htm

awesomeness cake jail number 1!
http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/the-lounge-f3/-t1663.htm

And the last but not least, What I have achieved in jail!

http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/neondragonnet-cs1-jailbreak-f5/this-is-what-agent-smith-achieved-in-jail-t1863.htm?highlight=what+agent+smith+achieved



~Agent Smith

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In the posts under this post I will make a giant list involving everyone + some very special casuals.
Not now but later, my head is bursting cuz of a lack of oxygen.

I have promised you guys a big list and I will do so, I have decided I will do one team a day, otherwise it's killing me.

ADMIN COMMUNITY


Koyumu



Koyumu, I see you as the hard worker for nD, you did a lot to keep the servers good as they should be, to keep them lag-free. You also had the recruitment in your hands, so I must thank my membership to you. You did a lot for nD and I think everyone appreciates that. I also see you as the man of many words. You didn't say much, you only said a few wise words. But when you do write a lot, then we all know its serious business. You also used you admin powers to give nades to people during e.g. a freeday, some people said you weren't allowed to, but I say you are... since you did a hell of a lot for nD and I simply think you deserve to do that.
So I respect you, you did a lot of good for nD. The following topic also proves you are a man of many words.
http://neondragon.forumotion.co.uk/spam-f20/koyumu-man-of-many-words-t1691.htm?highlight=koyumu+man+of+many+words

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neonDragon




You are the true boss of nD, in the past... I have never ever seen you in the neonDragon servers, but until one day in Jail... I have seen you with my very own eyes... and I must say you are a pretty good moderator, you did a lot for nD as well. You made the servers lag-free by buying new server machines (although I have no idea how that works). Even you used your admin powers for fun, but you are alllowed to... since you OWN the servers. I am also sure you also have a pretty steady income by all the people wanting to become VIP or donating, so thumbs up for that.

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Agito



You were one of the most respectable admins ingame, you always helped people out. You were more in charge of the rules etc. You created all the nD rules + the old Jailbreak rules yourself, which to be honest... I liked much more than the new rules (no offence) I still remember you helping me out with creating a custom spray, and I really thank you for that. I still remember that you took over my computer in some way so that you could add a custom spray, I remember me saying help to you and then after that you wrote in steam with my own account that there is nothing to worry about. You are also a friendly admin who gets on with other people well, you can explain what you mean and your easy to understand. I still can't imagine you did that much, checking the server logs must be a very hard time consuming task, and so you are an awesome admin.

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Ancient




Ancient, you were one of my best mates in nD, you really deserve to be an admin. You were the one who gathered proof by searching on porn sites(way to go, pal!) for Jessy, and ultimately you revealed that Jessy was a faker, you were always a nice guy and also pretty mature, you didn't spam a lot like d4z0 with his bounces :>. You had a nice attitude and I must say, good job on getting Jessy caught, because right after you revealed the info, Jessy said she started to play a new MMO, haha. Well done.

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MagnusGladius




You accidently permanent banned me once when I was on nD... and that's how I first came to the nD forum. I forgive you for banning me and you are still a nice guy, but also a bit inactive like I was as well. You did a lot for nD too but you played WoW as well... just like me, so in some aspects we are the same
but the more you became inactive the less communication there was between us, but you are still a nice guy .

Pukata



Pukata, when I think of you, I think of your avatar. Someone posted a topic in the wrong section and I posted like 14 faces of you along with the text '14 pukatas are watching you for not posting this in spam section!' Damn... that was funny. Furthermore, your a good mapmaker but in the early days you were a bit serious and we had some differences in opinions, like me spamming or me wanting to play a dookie game and commanding people to to lay a dookie, but your still a nice guy. (but you still kicked me once when I was abusing respawnbug in deathrun more than a year ago :p)

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Mati

btw I gave you an owl picture cuz you have an owl avatar



You were the mastermind behind the last request, which was also a great accomplishment, I have supported your application and you got accepted along with chillz, then later you became admin /jail team leader, because of that I was also a bit jealeous and I thought 'darn, I should have been more active' But you are still a nice guy and you worked out the new rules pretty well, you seemed to help everyone out as well. So good job for that!

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Nase




Nase, you were one of the few to also think of good games, like the nase quiz, with asking questions and having to type the fastest, I must admit that is a very awesome game and I hope you can take over my task of thinking of new games. As with mati, I was also jealeous that you got admin and again I start to think that I should have been more active.

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Suvi



You got recruited to zombie team a bit earlier than I got recruited to Jail team, and I seemed to notice that your a hardcore listener + a good gamer, but you seem to interest yourself in the theories of Einstein as well, with all those philosophic topics. You are also the first female admin if I am correct, so I congratulate you with that as well, and once... you made your own remix of a song... and neonDragon made his 40th post in that topic which everyone found impressive!

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QuickSilver



It was good that you got accepted to Jail, because you seemed to really be dedicated to order within the Jail server. Also because you work with planes, I call you planeboy . Everywhere the atmosphere was better with QuickSilver around, you were and still are a nice guy, even you got admin... and still I was jealeous on you that you got admin, since nase and mati got admin as well . You know what is good and what is bad, that's what makes you such a good admin.


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nD* Jail


vladkboy



You were in nD for even a longer time than I was in nD. Still you are in nD as well and I have never seen you with a bad attitude, your attitude always maked me smile. You were the on who laughed the most about my jokes and thats also pretty much something. You are always positive, which is admirable.

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Chillz



I think I have met you on Jail as well, we always had a great time there and we had the same kind of sense of humor, I still remember I helped you with an application and I won't forget the epic times we had on Jail, and don't forget... Nu flyger det! (dunno what that means tho...) We also logged both on runescape and your acc has higher cb lvl o_O. Anyway, you are pro.

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d4z0



Ah... d4z0.. still you are fighting to know what is the solution to 'Who came first?, the egg or the chicken.' I say the answer is kentucky fried chicken. You were recruited at the second recruiting spree as well and when we talk about classic Jail, we mention the same. That's why we like the old rules more where more was allowed, but hey... things change (too bad). You have been a nice person and I wont forget you and your laugh, your laugh is like being silent for 5 seconds, and then suddenly out of nothing HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA' Your scottish accent is funny as well and I feel sorry for saying this... d4z0 is pro (I am a liar though..) but still I haven't seen your face, so when I think of d4z0... I see that silly picture in front of me

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Hanyuu



Ah hanyuu, together we posted a lot of pictures in the 'Post funny/foolish pictures here!' topic, I still remember that... and that is where you have first shown your face (for me at least). Later on I saw you in game more and more, and you even made an application. You even got accepted and I found it very good. You are also a very good drawer, especially with anime... which I do not like (because of satoko :p) I know you had a hard time with exams etc. which made you a bit inactive, so I will say good luck with any exams in the future.

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luna llena



You got promoted to member when I still was a bit inactive but I met you some times on the server, but I have first seen you when you made super tripple posts in turkish language section. I don't know you well, but I hope you do well moderating Jail

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East Clubber



I have seen you several times on forums and also ingame and I noticed you are a good commander als well, also pretty much inventive, you also thought of a couple of games which are pretty good, you always speak clear and you explain the games easily.

P.S. sorry that the netherlands won from denmark :<

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Lamk0^



You are a nice guy and it's fun when you are on Jail, you also seem to bring up the atmosphere and you are always positive as well. Since you are a lame cow, I have posted a picture of a lame cow.

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Windows/Christiano Ronaldo 9

When first you were added as windows, I thought 'who the hell is he?' but later on, you told me in steam chat that you were christiano ronaldo 9, my arch enemy during the early jailbreak. You always tried to kill me when I was commanding which I found fun and no fun :<. I hope you do well in the jailbreak team

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conex



I have seen you a lot of times on the forums making nice pieces of art and I must say that is very impressive. You always created nice and funny pictures for everyone which is nice... and funny. I have seen you on Jailbreak several times as well... but your a jailbreak member and im captain obvious. I am sure of it that you will do well as a new member.

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Necro



You were one of the classic people as well and you seemed to stand out, it was easy recognise you instead of some other unkown Jail guy, you are also the only spanish member if I am correct. I still remember us trolling on the forums with Mr. XD, like with changing our signature and avatar to Mr. XD, and we seemed to be the only ones who found it funny. On jail I also talked a lot when you were talking, cuz you that way I could hear my voice, because I think you didnt have a headset :p, but just a simple mic
You also used pro pictures on the forum and you are one of the few to experienced jailbreak with me as well.

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Spx



You were the youngest nD member when you got accepted, which was pretty impressive, because at that time young nD members were not accepted so easily and you are incredibly mature and well-thinking for your age (as I am now I revealed my age :p) When you were speaking on the mic, it wasn't that it was an annoying kiddo voice but it wasn't an adult voice either, it was in between... and easy to listen to. You also were one of the early members and so far you did your job very well, and I hope to be hearing more of that in the future! You were also a good commander and you still are

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The Dr@gon




I still remember you from when Jailbreak was born, you also applicated as well... just as me, but sadly enough your apply got declined, but a few months later... you applied again, and this time it got accepted, congrats to that. I was inactive at the time you got accepted as well, but lately I have seen you much in base builder and just as with the other new members... I am sure of that you will do even more good.




well, this is the list, admin community is special and jail was my team, however... if I got the time, I will update the rest anyway.

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Love ya Smithy <3

You're leaving well.. you told me , but i wasn't sure you were going to do it for real
I hope we can still Play runescape and that you visit Jail for some times!

Cya smith

Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me...

...is what I would have said if I was James Blunt. However, I'm not so a simple bye and take care will have to do.

Bye, and take care!

DarkNess wrote:Love ya Smithy <3

We all do!
One thing though: Why didn't you come clean about your age when Darkness did?

ah... good old times!

Bye Smith.

Marksel wrote:

DarkNess wrote:Love ya Smithy <3

We all do!
One thing though: Why didn't you come clean about your age when Darkness did?

Actually i really am 18, i had to fake my age to be 15 because the F.B.I was chasing me because of my pedobear-ness D:

Marksel wrote:

DarkNess wrote:Love ya Smithy <3

We all do!
One thing though: Why didn't you come clean about your age when Darkness did?

Agent Smith wrote:
But I did not tell the rest about it, because I still wanted people to look up to me, and so that I could look down upon them.

(im evil)

and now I am creating a big list of everyone, from admins to special casuals

Sad to see you leave, i remember the first time i arrived in nD* and in Jail. I laughed every time you'd command and you said youre classic: ''nuuuuuuuuuuu" everytime a T disobeyed the orders. I will miss you.. so gl.

Good luck with eveything you do Agent in rl and in the community you're going to

I'll cya around =D

Smitho Smitho Smitho.

Good times there back at 2009,
We talked alot in the past but then somehow the fun vanished,
Saw you less and etc,
And you helped me alot in the first time with the application and such i remember?

Hope to see ya soon
Later

Officer Smith
We all will miss you, did you know?
Since I came as regular to nD we were friendly each other and as you said, the best moments in Jailbreak when we used to play Hot potato, suicide tower day and all those stuff which are dead nowadays.
Although you play WoW I am sure you'll get tired of it and then you will come back to us, to the Community
Until then, we'll wait for you

Smithzor from zeist..

Cya ;<

Well, It was a honor to play with u on jailbreak.

Bye from Smeck

" and I really noticed the atmosphere wasn't as how it used to be"

Indeed man... i miss that time when we were all together playing on cs1....had so much fun with you..

bye mate

no....your not leaving....you cant be......i wont let you..ill handcuf you to a pole with no food so u dont leav....no that wont work .

IM going to miss you dude,but please.less information about your puberty.and by less information,i mean NO PLEASE!!! NO INFORMATION!!.
also about the dr bug,where u ran off the edge,and before you hit the ground and died,you switched to t ,that was the way i done it...i mean..that i WOULD do it.
but dont worry.ill always remember you when you had us run around in the showers,then we had to stop and dookie on one when you played jb.funnest moment EVER!!
good luck in your life and whatever should come upon you,fortunate or not,remember my valubale information forever.......bind x dookie.


farewell,and i hope you come back sometime for a visit.

Coffeecake wrote:no....your not leaving....you cant be......i wont let you..ill handcuf you to a pole with no food so u dont leav....no that wont work .

IM going to miss you dude,but please.less information about your puberty.and by less information,i mean NO PLEASE!!! NO INFORMATION!!.
also about the dr bug,where u ran off the edge,and before you hit the ground and died,you switched to t ,that was the way i done it...i mean..that i WOULD do it.
but dont worry.ill always remember you when you had us run around in the showers,then we had to stop and dookie on one when you played jb.funnest moment EVER!!
good luck in your life and whatever should come upon you,fortunate or not,remember my valubale information forever.......bind x dookie.


farewell,and i hope you come back sometime for a visit.

Your... A weird dude D:

HeyThere! wrote:Well, It was a honor to play with u on jailbreak.

Bye from Smeck

Shit i forget this, I was your idol before, i was like a annoying kid XD, Remember ?

Sad to see a old school member leave I wish you the best irl and in url
Enjoy your hardcore raiding in wow!

MG

I started playing on the nD servers when u already went pretty inactive and I just heard your name everywhere, like u are a legend and all said u're one of the best commanders with the best games and so on, but I never had the chance to see the real Agent Smith. I always saw you only playing like a regular guy without mic(they were broken most of the time) although I wanted to hear u commanding all the time but because of your mic and your inactivity problems I never got the chance to. But you also said that you won't command because many good stuff got restricted or removed and there are a plenty of new rules you disagree with because they make your epic games forbidden so I was even more disappointed.
I never knew the 'old' rules because I started in November 2009 and many guys said that the rules were already screwed up and make all unfunny and too serious so I don't know it better if it was that more epic and funny than today but I believe everyone who says you have been a epic member/commander 100 percent because u was and you still are so famous for every game u invented. I hope there will be a few guys in the future who can fulfill this job as good as u did, I see a plenty of guys posting new games in the Jailbreak section but very seldom there's a game which is going to get played much or wanted from the players.
I will also give my best as u said but it's not that easy anymore because many basic ideas already got discovered so there's not that many place left for new ones which no one knew before.
At the end it's kind of sad to see you leaving since I heard so much good(and sometimes bad) stuff from you over time and because you have been in the team for 1 year now, you're part of it but yes, everything has a end anydays.
I hope I will see you on the servers a few times in the future, maybe to experience your epic commanding skill anydays Wink

Have fun with everything you're doing and good luck with all.

Hey smith,

It was fun in jail, your smart commands. But as nase said above, I have seen you mostly without a mic. Enjoy the things you do now and see you here at the forum!

Kwaakt