Good excuses when you are late at school... =)

Hi, I´ve had a very good week, or maybe not, but been 1 week away from school, a good thing, but the bad thing is that im sick, lying in bed 24/7, so I had to keep distance from computer because it my have cause all headache I had this week.

So, during lying in the bed I was thinking about good excuses you can use when you are late at school, well I´ve said a few of them, but not all

1. When you are late at school , you tell the teacher that there were to big headwind on the ladders, so I couldnt climb up. (Have said that once)

2. Sorry that Im late, but I typed wrong password to the door of school more than three times, so it got blocked for 15 minitues until I could type password again (have used this too)

3. I did my homework, but before coming to school, an eagle just suddenly came up flying towards me and took my paper from my hand, so sorry I dont have it. (gonna use this )

The other ones (Its not my words, I´ve just added a few things)

1. I could not come to school today, because my dog was depressed, so he told me if I leave him, he will hang him self on his leash.

2. I came late to the lesson because it were very foggy on the morning so I couldnt find my way to the school

3. (For girls) Sorry that I came late, but I let my brother make my makeup , big mistake!

4. (This is just to make the teacher angry )
Sorry that im late, but my mum told me to post a letter, on the way I saw pink elephants who took me up in the air, but im down now again,

5. Sorry that im late, but all in the hall wanted my autograph

6. Sorry that Im late but my dog ate up my alarm clock.

7. Sorry that im late but my bird took my keys.

8. Sorry that im late, but my neighbour taped my door with duct tape

9. Sorry that im late, but my cat closed me in the toilet.

10. Sorry that im late, but I were forced to slow down when I saw the sign "Schoolarea, drive slowly"

11. Sorry that Im late, I saw a sign in the highway dont drink and drive, so I were forced to stop my car every time I were going to drink my cola.

If you have more, just tell

a new one im late because there was this old lady.. who just died infront of me... so i had to call a ambulance... but the car broke down so i had to carry hear to the hospital... and on the way to the hospital i got rapped by a rabbit...

1 more ,

I was late because i was searching in my closet for narnia , and i got lost.

conex and red:
LMFAO!
Narnia xD

I'm not late! I'm just early for tomorrow

Hanyuu wrote:I'm not late! I'm just early for tomorrow

That has to be the best one ive ever heard! Thank you hanyuu, you just made my mornings alot easier xD

smileftw wrote:

Hanyuu wrote:I'm not late! I'm just early for tomorrow

That has to be the best one ive ever heard! Thank you hanyuu, you just made my mornings alot easier xD

lol they sell those quotes in T-shirts xD

Hanyuu wrote:

smileftw wrote:

Hanyuu wrote:I'm not late! I'm just early for tomorrow

That has to be the best one ive ever heard! Thank you hanyuu, you just made my mornings alot easier xD

lol they sell those quotes in T-shirts xD

Shit how could i miss it O.O.. I always use the excuse, (i dont got a sister thats 1.5 years old, but what they dont know doesnt hurt them..)
Get to school like 10:30 started like 08:00 teacher asks why iam late, i say well my 1.5 year old sis were up screaming all night loong couldnt sleep.. /and from time to time i add and we had an electricty "shutdown?" and my alarm was off..
thats the second best i know after hanyuus xD

Smile:
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

I remember that one day when I were in the 8th class, I got stuck in the elevator, so it took like 2 hours for them to come, so I couldnt say that to the teacher... xD

Teacher:Why are you late?
Student:Cus i over slept...brainiac..

"Why are you late?"
"I just needed more sleep.."

Just answer in logical things.

Why are you late?
Because I don't like your face

Necro wrote:Why are you late?
Because I don't like your face

GAHAHA XD

hmm i wonder what kac says :

teacher : why are u late ?
kac : cuz i was seeing redtube :<

Teacher: Why are you late ?!
Student: everyone says sleep is important...

Teacher: Why are you late?!
Student: Why are you early?!

hey what do you do if you actually manage to get in time?
you fall asleep during the class.. happens to me all the time..

teacher why are you late
student "because I live in a different time zone you idiot !!!"

"My train was late"
"But your on your bike..."
"rrriiiiiiighhhhtttt"

smileftw wrote:hey what do you do if you actually manage to get in time?
you fall asleep during the class.. happens to me all the time..

I only fell asleep once unwittingly. But I slept many times when I ended my examns ^^
If you stay all night sleepless and you go school, you won't be sleepy ^^

In my usual school day i fall asleep for about 2-3 classes (45 mins long each)

Necro wrote:

smileftw wrote:hey what do you do if you actually manage to get in time?
you fall asleep during the class.. happens to me all the time..

I only fell asleep once unwittingly. But I slept many times when I ended my examns ^^
If you stay all night sleepless and you go school, you won't be sleepy ^^

tried it.. But tbh I think I got concentrations problem o.o
Because when the teacher har having their daily what-to-dotoday, I get so got damn bored and
take the sleep for like a way out from the boredom xD, I even sleept while we had a TV team in our classs filming about the school..
Or well I fell asleep before they came, then i woke up saw the TV crew and was like WTF?
but I just layed back down and fell asleep again

Why are you late??

I was walking in the tall grass , and a wild pikachu attacked me.

Necro wrote:
I only fell asleep once unwittingly. But I slept many times when I ended my examns ^^
If you stay all night sleepless and you go school, you won't be sleepy ^^

That's true, if you don't get any sleep you won't be as sleepy as when you are sleeping only 2-3 hours.

Red-Phoenix wrote:Why are you late??

I was walking in the tall grass , and a wild pikachu attacked me.

LMFAO!


I dont sleep much in school, but I often get sent out of the class, of making jokes with teachers and provocating them