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Riddles
by hazik666 Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:02 pm
Post all the riddles you know here
and do this with your answer without the spaces in spoiler
[ spoiler]
Answer
[/ spoiler]
A truck driver is walking down a one way street the wrong direction, A police man drives past the one way street and sees the truck driver
But the police man drives off and does nothing
Why?
and do this with your answer without the spaces in spoiler
[ spoiler]
Answer
[/ spoiler]
A truck driver is walking down a one way street the wrong direction, A police man drives past the one way street and sees the truck driver
But the police man drives off and does nothing
Why?
- Spoiler:
He is walking
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Re: Riddles
by Fagnatic Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:10 pm
wait ... again cuz i failed...
delete previous post plz
A man is walking on the streets , no lights are burning , there are loads of clouds in the sky , and he is wearing a black costume. suddenly a car comes with broken lights , as a miracle the car stops in time to let the man pass.
how did that come?
another one
a glider has been crashed on the borderline from belgium , holland and germany, the leftwing landed in belgium , the right wing in holland and the tail in germany.
where did the engine land?
::EDIT:: why is the statue of liberty a women!
why are women brains more expensive then those of men?
(i dont got ANYthing against women cuz they are awesome
)
delete previous post plz
A man is walking on the streets , no lights are burning , there are loads of clouds in the sky , and he is wearing a black costume. suddenly a car comes with broken lights , as a miracle the car stops in time to let the man pass.
how did that come?
- Spoiler:
- who said it was night?
another one
a glider has been crashed on the borderline from belgium , holland and germany, the leftwing landed in belgium , the right wing in holland and the tail in germany.
where did the engine land?
- Spoiler:
- a glider has no engine!
::EDIT:: why is the statue of liberty a women!
- Spoiler:
- cuz they needed an empty head for the restaurant!
why are women brains more expensive then those of men?
- Spoiler:
- they are harder to find!
(i dont got ANYthing against women cuz they are awesome
)
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Re: Riddles
by Necro Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:15 pm
A plane crashes on the borderlands among Spain, France and Andorra. Where do you bury the survivors?
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- The survivors are not dead!
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Re: Riddles
by KoD Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:24 pm
Why does a chicken walks zigzag over the way?
- Spoiler:
- to get to the other side
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Re: Riddles
by Kempa Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:10 am
KoD wrote:Why does a chicken walks zigzag over the way?
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That was the worse i ever heard....
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Re: Riddles
by Lumí Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:48 am
Voiceless it cries
Wingless flutters
Toothless bites
Mouthless mutters
Wingless flutters
Toothless bites
Mouthless mutters
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- Wind
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Re: Riddles
by LongD Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:59 am
What is it that is black and white and has 236 legs and flies in the air?
- Spoiler:
- 118 magpies
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Re: Riddles
by W_a_S_y_L Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:55 pm
A truck with opened backdoor is driving at high speed
It's loaded with crates filled with feathers and tanks with water
The truck aproaches a turn
What's the first thing that drops?
It's loaded with crates filled with feathers and tanks with water
The truck aproaches a turn
What's the first thing that drops?
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- The truck's speed
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