Words you shouldn't say when answering a phone

1:Thank you for calling, the sniper will fire in 3...2...1...






























(If you don't get it: it's a topix where you make stuff up yourselves xD)

*Sings a song*

OR

You answering the phone: Ok, ready to bomb that place?
Caller guy/girl: What?!
You: 5 4 3 2 1 !! BOMB IT !

xD

Hallo Matt Damon

Hi you'll directly send to hell, please wait a moment!

*calling* Awnsers* Hey, mom*
mom: how ru ?
awnser: i'm fin - another person at same says: Hey yo smoke some of this joint man its really big
*bip , bip*,
mom: what the fudge

*Phone Rings*
*Picks up* A: Hello?
B: Hey, want to meet up sometime?
A: Yeah su..... Ugh...feels so good! Ohow! Go easy on me, it's my first time! :'<
*Phone gets hung up*
B: WTF? O__O;

Spoiler:

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So what the heck Im suppose to do!??!?!? dubstep ohyeah!!!

Never talk in phone so no idea.

Emziek wrote:Never talk in phone so no idea.

Your a cavemen? xd

"Hold on a sec, just gotta finish my wanking"

simon says im simon, simon says simon says is over

MATI GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND IL SAY THAT xD

*incoming call*

You; Hi it was a very fun and sexy night last night...
Girlfriend; You weren't with me last night.
you; I know

You're voice, sir, gives me erection

" I know i've been in the bathroom lately mom, but stop hitting on me please."

i can't play with u anymore, i've got some important things to do.

Can't talk right now, as i am in the middle of stalking. Leave your details after the beep

"A: Hey dude whats , u still got that picture of the car ? "
"B: Hey, ya sure here it is"
"A: Dude... that's my mom in the shower"

"I am watching you pee"

"Who is your daddy and what does he do ?! "

I know what you did last summer..

I shall now proeed to pleasure myself with a fish. Care to join?

Hey 'friends name' could you call back in a min? Im cuurently doing your mo.. click.

smileftw wrote:Hey 'friends name' could you call back in a min? Im cuurently doing your mo.. click.

Lol your picture...