[FORUM GAME] Make your own joke!

[Arnold Schwarzenegger]

The game is pretty easy,

You need to make up a joke that can go about everything as long as its very funny!

It will go like this:
Question: (Jokes need to be a question sentence)
Answer: (Your lame answer for your joke )

When the person posts the joke the other user needs to give him a plus or a minus. Remember make up your own joke so dont copy it from the Internet! Keep it real!

Here is my joke:
Question:Where do US-Homosexuals come from?
Answer: OklahomO

[W_a_S_y_L]

+

hmm

*Knock**knock*
Q: Who's there?
A: Orange
Q:Orange who?
A: Orange - You're lucky it's not a banana

[uhu]

+


Question: Who is the most manly animal?
Answer: The Cock.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger]

+

Question: What did the Ocean say to the sand?
Answer: Nothing, it just waved xD!

[W_a_S_y_L]

++++ xD

Q: My love? Can you tell me something sweet and romantic?
A: Sugar with roses, you asshole.

[XeoN]

+

"Knock Knock"
Who's there?
"Ech"
Ech Who?
Bless you

[Arnold Schwarzenegger]

-

Question: Where do the cows go to have fun?
Answer: To the MOOOvies xD

[W_a_S_y_L]

+

Q: When do you call sailors a man?
A: When they're overboard :>

[Aurelius]

Why do the french people eat snails?

Becuse they dont like Fast Food

[Arnold Schwarzenegger]

++ x)

Question: Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
Answer : He's all-right now!

[Coffeecake]

Q why was 10 scared.
A coz 7 8 9.

[KoD]

Q why was 10 scared.
A coz 7 8 9.

veeeeery old joke ;p.

Anyway I laughed my ass of about the french-snail joke.


It's green and kills every race he doesn't like; Spinachzi

[Arnold Schwarzenegger]

Q why was 10 scared.
A coz 7 8 9.

veeeeery old joke ;p.

Anyway I laughed my ass of about the french-snail joke.


It's green and kills every race he doesn't like; Spinachzi

KoD read the gamerules pl0x

+

Question: Why did the turtle cross the road?
Answer: To get to the shell station

[W_a_S_y_L]

- :p

Q: Did you'r dad help you with you'r homework?
A: Nope, he did it all by himself

[Marksel]

+

Q: What sound does a dead baby make in a microwave?
A: I don't know, I was too busy masturbating
(sorry, couldn't resist )

[KoD]

Q why was 10 scared.
A coz 7 8 9.

veeeeery old joke ;p.

Anyway I laughed my ass of about the french-snail joke.


It's green and kills every race he doesn't like; Spinachzi

KoD read the gamerules pl0x

+

Question: Why did the turtle cross the road?
Answer: To get to the shell station

oops ;>

+


Q: Why do all the birds fly south when winter comes?
A: Because walking is so slow

[W_a_S_y_L]

+ :3

Q: What's small red and sitting in a corner?
A: A baby playing with razors

Q:What's small green and sitting in a corner?
A: The same baby after 3 weeks

(Couldn't resist as well )

[Arnold Schwarzenegger]

-+

Question: How do you kill a blonde?
Answer: Give them a simple question x)

[Leon]

+ xD

Question: What is round and hairy ?
Answer: Coconuts.

(i bet you were thinking dirty.)

[W_a_S_y_L]

+ (Nuu i was thinking about a kuriboh :<)

Q: What's small, red and knocking on the glass?
A: A baby locked in an oven

[uhu]

-

Q: What happened when chuck norris got stabbed in the eye?
A: The knife went blind.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger]

+++ XD

Question: What is brown and sticky?
Answer: A stick

I know what you thought it was hahuahuaha

[uhu]

haha +

Chuck jokes:

Q: Who invented c-section?
A: Chuck Norris when he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mother.

Q: Why Chuck Norris doesnt make turns while driving?
A: Cuz turns go straight for him.

Q: What happened when he throwed his first roundhouse kick?
A: The Big Bang.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger]

++

Question: How many Iraqis do you need to launch a SCUD-missile?
Answer: Two, One to launch the missile and one to watch CNN to check where it landed xD

[uhu]

+ xDD

EDIT (cuz of the post below)

Q: Why did the students eat they're homeworks?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

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