JB quotes you can use IRL!

I have lesson now, and im bored, so I started to write some quotes that would be funny if you say them infront of the class
I did this for fun

1.When a classmate comes late to the lesson you shout, jump out of the window, you are a spawnbugger

2. When you walk in the town you hit people then they say WTF? You say, you didn´t crouch dont whine.

3. When the teacher asks about a word and you are the first to say it, you answer I want a globalbrake so I can go where I want because I won the spelling bee.

4. When you only walk on carpets in home, and you mother asks what you are doing , you answer: I´m havin a lava day!

5. When the teacher caugh you cheating in exame you say: You didnt say Simon says dont cheat.

6. When the principle want to talk to you in his room you say: I can´t enter CT area!

7. When you hurt your self you go to schoolnurse and says: I have low HP, I need to heal.

8. When you raise your hand and teacher doesn´t pick you then you shout to your teacher: You are making specialtreatments!

9. When exame is to end, and there´s only two left in the class, you say to your teacher that we want a spraycontest.

10. When the theacher says get out of the class, you answer: It wasn´t me your fucking freekiller!

11. When teacher turns the lights on, you scream : turn the fucking lights of your noob, its a HNS day!

12. When you are late and teacher doesn´t open the door, you scream open the cell ffs!

13. When teacher doesn´t give you any tasks, you scream after 20 seconds, its freeday I can go home.

14. When your teacher has review, you say: You suck in commanding!

15. When your teacher says to put down your cell phone you say: Its a bug I dont have a weapon!

16. When you are grounded from home you try to escape from window and your father coughts you, and you say no CT in vent.

17. When you leave your home and your father asks where you re going you say: Im going to cage!

18. When you make a crime you go to a closest pool, then you say NO CTS IN POOL, to the police

19. When the leacher comes late to the class you say to a friend, boost me up so I can block the door!

Good luck!

rofl; were you bored?

Ehh yes? xD

Hahaha!

Great idea xD

from 13-19 rofl

Haha, you didn't know what to do with ur time right? But there are some good poinst where I had to laugh, nice

lets call the topic - how to see that u are addicted to jailbreak

Nase:
Yes, im tired of searching info about enviroment destroying, so I sat near Isma and we did it together lol

Kami:
I will,

19. When the leacher comes late to the class you say to a friend, boost me up so I can block the door!

i will try that with my friends xD

If I say any sentence of those they will think I'm crazy!!

Necro wrote:If I say any sentence of those they will think I'm crazy!!

well if they start to teas you with it just say; AAADMIINNNNNNN OMG WTF STUPID NOOBS WHERE IS FUCKING ADMIN

Haha, this list is so epic. Nice

funny sh** lol too bad i dont go school anymore work work work.... if i said any of that... i would get disowned by my family, and beaten up :-(

LTUMax JB wrote:funny sh** lol too bad i dont go school anymore work work work.... if i said any of that... i would get disowned by my family, and beaten up :-(

Never thought you'd care
Good job Florent & Isma, it certainly put a smile on my face!

I really liked number 4, 5 and 6.










You scrolled up to look which ones it was, didn't you?

lol, hillarious.

Sultan : yes xD I like 4 5 and 7 most.

Quicksilver: Thank you, we didnt do anything during the lesson and we had computers, so that was good idea, but I got cough by my teacher because I was in ND forum so I was sent off from the class, then I said your fucking freekiller but he didnt her me

Wow, that really made me grin. Hilarious!

Thanks for that entertaining topic, I'm still smiling.

Pushing up the topic

Haha, thanks for giving me a smile on this dark day.

Florent wrote:
4. When you only walk on carpets in home, and you mother asks what you are doing , you answer: I´m havin a lava day!

I actually done that, but i said to the teacher we were playing the floor is made of lva.but he seemed pretty pissed when i got on his chair with wheels and pushed of his desk to the safe zone.i hen told my mate " WAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!",because i had won, and he handed over the 50p coin.epic true story.but i also have a 40 line punny .

Here is almost same

When u dont got money and ur looking for money in ur mothers purse but u dont take them cause u think ur neighbour got wallhack.

When u played all the night and your mother comes into ur room and take the curtains away then u scream TEAMFLASH TEAMFLASH!!!

haha.. lol i like it... hehe make it longer man... im not sure but did you make something about if your teacher is late you scream its 3.30 so its automatically a freeday... := im not sure if you made it.. hehe..

5. When the teacher caugh you cheating in exame you say: You didnt say Simon says dont cheat.

6. When the principle want to talk to you in his room you say: I can´t enter CT area!

8. When you raise your hand and teacher doesn´t pick you then you shout to your teacher: You are making specialtreatments!

10. When the theacher says get out of the class, you answer: It wasn´t me your fucking freekiller!

11. When teacher turns the lights on, you scream : turn the fucking lights of your noob, its a HNS day!

13. When teacher doesn´t give you any tasks, you scream after 20 seconds, its freeday I can go home.

14. When your teacher has review, you say: You suck in commanding!

15. When your teacher says to put down your cell phone you say: Its a bug I dont have a weapon!

16. When you are grounded from home you try to escape from window and your father coughts you, and you say no CT in vent.

18. When you make a crime you go to a closest pool, then you say NO CTS IN POOL, to the police

19. When the leacher comes late to the class you say to a friend, boost me up so I can block the door!

PURE PWNAGE XD

I've tried these i mentioned o.O

13 workd lol xD

Some of the was hillarious!
Epic those i liked! ;D